Watching the Country Music Awards with my mother

Me: That's it. They keep promising Scotty (McCreery) and they aren't showing him!

Mom: They just said his name. They just said it! He's on next, stay downstairs for 5 more minutes.

45 minutes later (with no introduction, by the way. What is that?)

Me: Is that him? Is that Scotty?

Mom: It's him!

Me: Oh my God, FINAL--

Mom: (ferociously) SHH!

I'm going to miss her when I move out.